Please don't submit pull-requests

...because I want to keep the coding to myself; it's the most fun part
of sslip.io.

CONTRIBUTING.md

@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 ### Contributing to sslip.io
 
 Thanks for your interest in sslip.io!  This project is primarily a personal
-"for fun" project and I'm not actively looking to grow a community or accept
+"for fun" project and I'm not looking to grow a community or accept
 contributions at this time.
 
 If you have an idea for an improvement:
@@ -11,14 +11,10 @@ changes you'd like to see. You can then use your own forked version.
 - If you're feeling particularly ambitious, deploy servers running your forked
 code. A diverse ecosystem is better. Period.
 
-I'm generally not accepting pull requests for the following reasons:
-
-- Maintaining my vision: I have a specific vision for how sslip.io works and
-evolves.
-- Time commitment: Reviewing and merging pull requests takes time and focus
-that I prefer to spend elsewhere.
-- Keeping it simple: I want to keep the project manageable and avoid feature
-creep.
+I don't accept pull requests because **coding is the most fun** aspect of the
+project, the last thing I'd want to outsource. Reviewing other people's
+code? Not so fun. Dealing with abuse reports? Maintaining servers? Paying
+hosting fees? Checking monitoring alerts? Not fun.
 
 However, I might consider pull requests for the following: